Category: Columns

Getting High off My Wife

BY MARK BAZER I suffered a slight break in my arm a month ago. But that’s not important. What’s important is that I was given a prescription for Vicodin. The Vicodin made me feel like everything was gonna be all…

How to Improve Your Marriage

BY MARK BAZER E-mail, it goes without saying, has revolutionized how we communicate. Over e-mail, we conduct business, make plans, joke with friends, tell columnists they aren’t worth reading, the list goes on — and only gets more boring. But…

Pick-Up Basketball Season Has Begun

By Mark Bazer It’s a pity that no professional basketball writers were on hand to cover the five-on-five pickup game this past weekend between My Team and The Other Team. And while I obviously can’t claim impartiality, I’d be remiss…

New Column: Man Vs. Plant

Medusa was back, and she was after my family. Not the Gorgon from Greek mythology. She’s been dead thousands of years. Rather her namesake, the plant/monster that climbs up the side of a narrow archway at the entrance to our…